#29: Simple Steps To…Leaving the House

#29: Simple Steps To…Leaving the House
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I used to be really good at being everywhere on time. Early in fact. Not a hair out of place or a bead of sweat on my brow (well, mostly). My children have fucked that up for me good and proper. Trust me, I WANT to be out of the house. It creates less mess and makes me marginally less crazy-woo. But working to a deadline is a bastard of a nut to crack. Here’s my 4 steps to success…




  1. August 10, 2016 / 7:53 am

    Oooh fancy infographic! I tried the other day and just settled for a pie-chart in the end! As for contouring, no one has time for that shizzle! 🙂

    • August 10, 2016 / 8:06 am

      Lol! I reckon once you get the hang of it you’re good to go, but I was like a kid in a sweet shop to start with trying out about 80 designs. Whenever I try contouring I look like Nelly with the plaster on his cheek…

  2. August 10, 2016 / 8:16 am

    Haha brilliant – love the infographic, you clever thing! I had a dabble the other day but got the canva rage ???? Totally agree with this, how is it that time just gets eaten up when you’re getting ready to go out, and no-one has time to cut up fruit…biscuits and raisins all the way! Xx

    • August 10, 2016 / 8:20 am

      Canva rage is a real and actual thing and you won’t be the first person affected, or the last! Canva pride is nice, but the rage is strong… Xx

  3. August 10, 2016 / 8:57 am

    I need to get me some infographic. Or as I call them “BrainFartCharts”

    • August 10, 2016 / 9:16 am

      Oh it’s a whole new world of time wasting, seriously. I discovered 10 different types of pointed arrow! Love a BrainFartChart.

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